When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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