idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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