we're blogging at a bar
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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