All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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