If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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