Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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