Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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