Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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