Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
There r osticjed everywhere
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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