I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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