we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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