community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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