no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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