I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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