we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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