so explain again why im purple
no
i will never coherently bang her
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
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I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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