found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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