Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I wish you could order shots online.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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