I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So here I am, sexting at work.
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