I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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