Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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