Just fell off a train. Bad.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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