doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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