Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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