i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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