bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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