I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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