he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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