wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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