So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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