but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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