There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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