I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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