Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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