Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
are you so shy because you have an std?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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