Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Someone came in the potted fern
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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