I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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