: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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