I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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