Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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