i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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