I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
She is in my trunk
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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