Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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