dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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