god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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