So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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two words...techno handjob
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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