if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Your cock deserves a montage
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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