You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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