Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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