I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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