Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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