He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
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Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
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when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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