im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
