guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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