OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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