That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Let's get the cat blown out
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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