My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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